Dan Abnormal

Meanie Leanie, come on down Come and entertain the town It's friday night and we're all bored Time's being called, there is no more Time's being called, it's such a bore Dan Abnormal, not normal at all It's not his fault, we made him this way He'll imitate you, try to ape you But it's not his fault, Dan watches TV TV, TV, TV, TV Meanie Leanie stays up late Mopes around, gets in a state He's the killer in your arcade Shooting gangster ready-made 'Cause that is where the future's made Dan Abnormal, not normal at all It's not his fault, we made him this way He'll imitate you, try to ape you But it's not his fault, Dan watches TV TV, TV, TV, TV (teleport me) TV, TV, TV, TV (teleport me) Dan went to his local burger bar I want McNormal and chips Or I'll blow you to bits Give us it It's the miseries at half past three Watching video nasties He has dirty dreams when he's asleep 'Cause Dan's just like you and me He's the Meanie Leanie (all together now) Dan Abnormal, not normal at all It's not his fault, we made him this way He'll imitate you, try to ape you But it's not his fault, Dan watches TV Dan Abnormal, not normal at all Oh, it's not his fault, we made him this way He'll imitate you, try to ape you But it's not his fault, Dan Abnormal's me