If You Can't Beat Them

Keep your chin up when you're feeling lonely Don't let them get you down Ain't no use in sitting all alone Hangin' around for someone to call Oooh, they won't come knocking at all Don't run and hide even if it hurts you inside So I said, "give as good as you get", yeah If you can't beat them join them You better do it 'cos it makes you feel good If you can't beat them join them You're never gonna help yourself Yeah Come on, go Get up! Hey, hey! It sure feels good Keep your fingers off my money Don't try and pull me down You're taking me out to wine and dine me Trying to wind me round and around Invite me to your little contract, ha, ha! Rumour has it that you could play dirty I tell you what I'll do about that I'm playing at the wrong game Yeah! If you can't beat them join them You've got to do it 'cos it makes you feel good If you can't beat them join them You're never gonna help yourself Yeah! That's good Play it again! If you can't beat them join them You've got to do it 'cos it makes you feel good If you can't beat them join them It's everyone for themselves Move on out! Hey! Ooh, I like it! Rock 'n' Roll ready!, yeah Wooh-hoo!