Sathington Willoughby

We are gathered here today, in these majestic halls of old To honor a man they call Sathington Willoughby There's a joke or two, a pun or three, I feel that must be told Then I go on to speak of Sathington Willoughby Sathington Willoughby, the legislator that penned us up a bill That banned the use of certain things like this and that This and that This and that This and that This and that