Five Guys Named Moe

I wanna tell you a story from way back

Truck on down and dig me, Jack

There's a big Moe

Little Moe

Four-eyed Moe

No Moe

Look at brother, look at brother, look at brother

Eat Moe

Who's the greatest band around

Makes the cats jump up and down

Who't the talk of rhythm town?

Five guys named Moe

When they start to beat it out

Everybody jumps and shouts

Tell me, who do the critics rave about?

Five guys named Moe

They came out of nowhere

And that don't mean a thing

They rate high and you'll know why

When you hear them swing

High brow, low brow, all agree

They're the best in harmony

I'm telling you folks, you really ought to see

Five guys named Moe

That one guy, big Moe

Two guys, little biddy Moe

Three guys, four-eyed Moe

Four guys, no Moe

Five guys, eat Moe

Five little guys named Moe