Two Little Men In a Flying Saucer

Two little men in a flying saucer

Flew down to Earth one day

Looked to left and right of it

Couldn't stand the sight of it and said, "Let's fly away"

They took a look at a Western movie

Somebody heard them say

"If a horse can be a star, think how dumb the people are

We'd better fly away"

Then they shook their little green antennas

Scratched their purple hair

Said, "This planet is an awful menace

Let's go back to where we came from"

Two little men in a flying saucer

Just didn't care to stay (No, no)

Said, "It's too peculiar here"

Headed for the stratosphere and quickly flew away

Now they took a left in Ebbets Field in Brooklyn

When the Dodgers played a baseball game

Heard all the screaming

Said, "We must be dreaming 'cause this planet is insane"

During their mission, heard a politician

Making speeches as they traveled by (Gabble, gabble, gabble)

But they departed faster than they started

'Cause the hot air blew them sky high

Two little men in a flying saucer

Flew down to Earth one day

Listened to a radio, saw a television show

And said, "Let's fly away"

They got their fill of commercial jingles

And they were heard to say

"All the people seem to be living in a nursery

We'd better fly away"

Traveled all around and once they'd seen us

Said, "Let's head for space

We were better off on Mars and Venus

Goodness, what a place to live in"

Two little men in a flying saucer

Just didn't care to stay (No, no)

Crossed a crowded thoroughfare, saw the hats the women wear

And quickly flew away, and quickly flew away

One look and then they flew away

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