Legend of the Lamp

Ah, Salaam and good evening to you, worthy friend

Please, please, come closer

Ah, uh, too close, a little to close

There, welcome to Agrabah, city of mystery

Of enchantment

And the finest merchandise this side of the river Jordan, on sale today

Come on down

Look at this, yes

Combination hooka and coffee maker, also makes julienne fries

It will not break, it will not, it broke

Oh, look at this

I have never seen one of these intact before

This is the famous Dead Sea Tupperware

Listen, ah, still good

Wait, don't go

I can see that you are only interested in the exceptionally rare

I think, then, you will be most rewarded to consider this

Do not be fooled by it's commonplace appearance

Like so many things, it is not what is outside

But what is inside that counts

This is no ordinary lamp

It once changed the course of a young man's life

A young man who, like this lamp, was more than what he seemed

A diamond in the rough