I Don't Want That Phone Call

Listen up motherfucker, I'm your friend

Had your back since the start until the end

But nobody's gotta have it quite like you

And now I'm scared, I don't know what to do

Hey man

You've gotta slow down

'Cause I don't want that phone call

You've almost died five or six times

You said you'd straighten out after your DUI

'Cause no one should ever have to call their fate

Death by drugs and alcohol at twenty-eight

Hey man

You've gotta slow down

'Cause I don't want that phone call

Are you listening or are you lit now?

Dry yourself out 'cause I don't want that phone call

And I don't know what I'm gonna say here

Why is it so hard to be sincere?

Yeah

I don't want that phone call