How to Maximize Your Kill Count

You need to get yourself some invitations

We're gonna have a little fun

Stock up on the ammunition

And then invite everyone

Now lock the door

And have 'em gather around

And then cuss the bastards out as you mow 'em down

You don't need to have an education

To be a slaughterin' fool

It might be good to have an execution down at

Your local high school

Or go to where you used to work

And find that guy that got you fired

You gotta give all the three if you wanna be

A mess, a massacre messiah

You gotta do it now (Do it now)

Well, just jump in the car

And drive right through the door

And it's kinda fun killin' everyone

At your favorite store

You gotta do it now (Just told ya how)

Yeah, I killed them mama

Yeah