The Science of Selling Yourself Short

I've come to my senses that I've become senseless And I could give you lessons how to ruin your friendships And every last conviction, yeah, I smoked them all away And I drank my frustrations down the drain, out of the way And so I sit and wait and wonder Does anyone else feel like me? Someone so tired of their routines And disappearing self-esteems I'll sing along Yeah, with every emergency Just sing along And I'm the king of catastrophes I'm so far gone That deep down inside I think it's fine by me I'm my own worst enemy I could be an expert on co-dependency And I could write the best book on underage tragedy And I've been spending my time at the local liquor store And I've been sleeping nightly on my best friend's kitchen floor And so I sit and wait and wonder Does anyone else feel like me? I'm so overdosed on apathy And burnt out on sympathy I'll sing along Yeah, with every emergency Just sing along And I'm the king of catastrophes I'm so far gone That deep down inside I think it's fine by me That I'm my own worst enemy Let the meaning slip away I lost my faith in another day Self-deprecation seems okay I never thought I'd make it anyway, whoa-oh I'll sing along Yeah, with every emergency Just sing along And I'm the king of catastrophes I'm so far gone That deep down inside I think it's fine by me 'Cause I'm my own worst enemy That I'm my own worst enemy 'Cause I'm my own worst enemy And I'm my own worst enemy 'Cause I'm my own worst enemy And I'm my own worst enemy 'Cause I'm my own worst enemy