Cupid's Chokehold (Featuring Patrick Stump)

Mbabarara, mbabarara Mbabarara, mbabarara, mbabarara Take a look at my girlfriend She's the only one I got (mbabarara) Not much of a girlfriend I never seem to get a lot (mbabarara, mbabarara) It's been some time since we last spoke This is gonna sound like a bad joke But mama, I fell in love again It's safe to say I have a new girlfriend And I know it sounds so old But Cupid got me in a chokehold And I'm afraid I might give in Towel's on the mat, my white flag is wavin' (mbabarara) I mean, she even cooks me pancakes and Alka-Seltzer when my tummy aches If that ain't love, then I don't know what love is We even got a secret handshake, and she loves the music that my band makes I know I'm young, but if I had to choose her or the sun I'd be one nocturnal son of a gun (mbabarara, mbabarara) Take a look at my girlfriend She's the only one I got (mbabarara) Not much of a girlfriend I never seem to get a lot (mbabarara, mbabarara) Take a look at my girlfriend She's the only one I got (mbabarara) Not much of a girlfriend I never seem to get a lot (mbabarara, mbabarara) It's been a while since we talked last, and I'm tryin' hard not to talk fast But dad, I'm finally thinkin' I may have found the one Type of girl that'll make you way proud of your son And I know you heard the last song about the girls that didn't last long But I promise this is on a whole new plane I can tell by the way she says my name (mbabarara) I love it when she calls my phone, she even got her very own ringtone If that ain't love, then I don't know what love is (mbabarara) It's gonna be a long drive home, but I know as soon as I arrive home And I open the door, take off my coat and throw my bag on the floor She'll be back into my arms once more for sure, like Take a look at my girlfriend She's the only one I got (mbabarara) Not much of a girlfriend I never seem to get a lot (mbabarara, mbabarara) She's got a smile that'll make the most senile Annoying old man bite his tongue (I'm not done) She's got eyes comparable to sunrise And it doesn't stop there (man, I swear) She's got porcelain skin, of course she's a ten And now she's even got her own song (but movin' on) She's got the cutest laugh I ever heard And we can be on the phone for three hours (not sayin' one word) And I would still cherish every moment And when I start to build my future, she's the main component Call it dumb, call it luck, call it love or whatever you call it, but Everywhere I go, I keep her picture in my wallet like- Take a look at my girlfriend She's the only one I got (mbabarara) Not much of a girlfriend I never seem to get a lot (mbabarara, mbabarara) Take a look at my girlfriend She's the only one I got (mbabarara) Not much of a girlfriend I never seem to get a lot (mbabarara, mbabarara)