Anarchy Camp

Got an invitation to go to anarchy camp There will be twistin', fistin', biting, fighting all in an evening The soundtrack will go multi platinum Barbecue a boca while the effigies burn You may not wanna stay to see how we take care of a turncoat Christiania's kinda far away So come along with me We can dance and trip and be anarchists We gotta get the manual and put it in the oven 'til it cooks We're gonna take the ashes to the wassail and we'll drink Rules of anarchy camp: reckless abandonment Random acts of dumbness will be rewarded If you see somebody taking charge You'll be expected to beat them Cause everyone who's no one will be participating No one who is someone Will ever get to know the joys of anarchism Destruction of the system, yeah So come along with us Salad days and nights on the anarchaic bus We're gonna pick up indigents and crusties and a half a dozen nuts And we're never coming home Underwater basket-weaving Meth-amphetamine symposiums African killer spelling bees Bowling in ice hockey rinks Anarchy camp's never inert (you think we don't know that it's) Not much fun 'til someone gets hurt So we're greasing up the rusty vert ramp Time to make some reservations for next years' anarchy camp