I Don't Belong In This Club

Some guy skipped in front of me Can't believe I paid an entry fee And I don't even got the energy To smile for a selfie And I know that I should go home But I'm still standing here so I guess one more for the road I wanna raise a toast so This one's for the sparklers Dudes wearing shades in the darkness But hats off to the DJ (one, two, three) Same song twice in an evening Oh, save me (save me), can't take it (can't take it) I don't belong in this club One dance (one dance), no chance (no chance) 'Cause I'm feeling awkward as— (oh) I was waiting in line for an hour Just to get in, now I wanna get out 'cause (oh) I'm jaded (I'm jaded), can't fake it (can't fake it) I don't belong in this club, no Hopped out of the Uber (Uber!) I was feeling myself (goddamn!) Had the polo with the bolo (I did!) With some eel on the belt (hoo!) Walked up to the bouncer (hey, what's up man?) Whole squad on stealth (I'm Macklemore) He said, "Mackler, who?" (It's me) "You gotta wait like everybody else" Shoulda stayed on the sofa Forgot I hate being social And I miss my ex-girl This Drake song making me emotional (girl, you hurt my feelings) I'm feeling awkward as hell (uh-huh) I only came here to dance (wassup?) The DJ ain't playing the cuts (no) And what do I do with my hands? (It's awkward) Roll with the punches and hold my Red Bull up And I toast the nights like this That I probably won't remember much 'Bout to pull that Irish goodbye Grab my stuff, about to cut And the DJ yells, "Macklemore in the house tonight" Ah, fuck Oh, save me (save me), can't take it (can't take it) I don't belong in this club One dance (one dance), no chance (no chance) 'Cause I'm feeling awkward as— (oh) I was waiting in line for an hour Just to get in, now I wanna get out 'cause (oh) I'm jaded (I'm jaded), can't fake it (can't fake it) I don't belong in this club And to think that I've waited all week (all week), no To get someone's drink spilled over me I, I don't care if the Uber's on surge (no I don't, no) I'd do anything to get out of this club Save me, can't take it I don't belong in this club One dance, no chance 'Cause I'm feeling awkward as— (oh) I was waiting in line for an hour Just to get in, now I wanna get out 'cause (oh) I'm jaded (I'm jaded), can't fake it (can't fake it) I don't belong in this club