Up and Down

Doing my best to stay healthy Few of my words are obscene Eating, working, walking, talking, sleeping Should be my daily routine But I've got a secret agenda I miss you so much I'm a mess I float away like a cloud in trousers And land in a state of undress I go up, I go down I go crazy when you're not around I go up, I go down I go crazy when you're not around I've been seen in some secret locations Making the most of my charm With a range of intoxications Causing some serious harm I go up, I go down I go crazy when you're not around I go up, I go down I go crazy when you're not around Down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up... I don't get home til the morning I sleep all day to prepare For another night of desperate housewives I need someone here when you're there I go up, I go down I go crazy when you're not around I go up, I go down I go crazy when you're not around I go up, up, up I go down, down, down Baby when you coming home? I go up, up, up I go down, down, down Ah, you know I hate being alone!