Yellin' At the Xmas Tree

When I was a small boy here in London town Seasons snow was fallin' on the ground All the friends and family here on Christmas Eve Gather 'round to dress the Christmas tree But daddy's down at the pub, full of Christmas cheer Probably won't come home until next year Oh, the Christmas bells are ringin' And the carolers are singin' But Daddy, he don't hear 'em He's yellin' at the Christmas tree Santa's balls are jinglin' Mommy's hips a-wigglin' But Daddy, he don't hear 'em He's yellin', he's yellin' at the Christmas tree All right now, yeah Hmm, hmm, hmm Uncle is a sports fan, granny likes a joke But no one laughs when Daddy stumbles home But he don't fall asleep Whoa, the night was gettin' black You see, oh God, Dad had too much Jack Oh Lord! Every year is the same old thing like Rudolph's red nose Tellin' this story never will get old Oh, the Christmas bells are ringin' And the carolers are singin' But Daddy, he don't hear 'em He's yellin' at the Christmas tree Santa's balls are jinglin' Mommy's hips a-wigglin' But Daddy, he don't hear 'em He's yellin', he's yellin' at the Christmas tree Well, alright now, yeah Hmm, hmm, hmm Well, alright now Yellin' at the Christmas tree Santa came down the chimney but then he ran upstairs Jumped in bed with mommy, she didn't care Across the room went the fruitcake Ah, the wreath came off the door If these are holidays, I can take no more Every year, it's the same old thing like Rudolph's red nose Hearing this story never will get old Oh, the Christmas bells are ringin' And the carolers are singin' But Daddy, he don't hear 'em He's yellin' at the Christmas tree Santa's balls are jinglin' Mommy's hips a-wigglin' But Daddy, he don't hear 'em He's yellin' at the Christmas tree Santa's balls are jinglin' Mommy's hips a-wigglin' But Daddy, he don't hear 'em He's yellin', he's yellin' at the Christmas tree Well, alright now, yeah Hmm, hmm, hmm He's yellin' at the Christmas tree He's yellin' at the Christmas tree He's yellin' at the Christmas tree He's sleepin' in the Christmas tree, yeah