If I Were A Bell

Ask me how do I feel now that we're cozy and clinging Well, sir, all I can say is if I were a bell I'd be ringing From the moment we kissed goodnight That's the way I just gotta behave And if I were a lamp I'd light Or if I were a banner I'd wave Ask me how do I feel Little me with my quiet upbringing Well, sir, all I can say Is if I were a gate I'd be swinging And if I were a watch I'd start popping my spring Oh, and if I were a bell I'd go, "Ding, dong, ding, dong, ding!" Ask me how do I feel From this chemistry lesson I'm learning Well, sir, all I can say Is if I were a bridge I'd be burning Well, I knew my morale would crack From the wonderful way you looked Boy, if I were a duck I'd quack Or if I were a goose I'd be cooked Ask me how do I feel Now that we're fondly caressing Pal, if I were a salad I know I'd be splashing my dressing Or if I were a season, I'd surely be spring, yes And if I were a bell Say if I were a bell If I were a bell I'd go, "Ding, dong, ding, dong, ding!"