Stuck in the Middle with You

Well I don't know why I came here tonight I got the feeling that something ain't right I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right Here I am, stuck in the middle with you. Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you And I'm wondering what it is I should do It's so hard to keep the smile from my face Losing control, yeah I'm all over the place Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right Here I am, stuck in the middle with you. Well you started out with nothing And you're proud that you're a self-made man And your friends they all come crawlin' Slap you on the back and say 'Please, please.' Trying to make some sense of it all But I can see that it makes no sense at all Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor Well I don't think I can take anymore Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right Here I am, stuck in the middle with you. Well you started out with nothing And you're proud that you're a self-made man And your friends they all come crawlin' Slap you on the back and say 'Please, please.' Yeah I don't know why I came here tonight I got the feeling that something ain't right I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right Here I am, stuck in the middle with you. (Yes I'm) stuck in the middle with you Stuck in the middle with you (Here I am) stuck in the middle with you.