Minnie The Moocher

Well, folks, here's a story 'bout Minnie the Moocher She was a red-hot hoochie-coocher She was the roughest, the toughest frail But Minnie had a heart as big as a whale Ha, ria, ria, ria-o (ha, ria, ria, ria-o) Hue, tie, tie, tie (hue, tie, tie, tie) Hau, te, hute, hute, hute (hute, hute, hute, hute) She messed around with a bloke named Smokey Wah! She loved him, though he was cokey He took her down to Chinatown and showed her How to kick the gong around Hue, tie, tie, tio (hue, tie, tie tio) Huiria, tototo, ta, tototo (hiririra, tototo, ha, tototo) Hirili, eh, eh, eh, eh-oh (hirili, eh, eh, eh, eh-oh) Then she had a dream about the king of Sweden This great king gave her things, that she was needin' A brand-new house made of gold and steel A million-dollar car, with platinum wheels Hauri, hauri, hauri, ha (hauri, hauri, hauri, ha) Ho-de-ho-de-ho-de (ho-de-ho-de-ho-de) Habibae (habibae) Huatia, tia, tia (huatia, tia, tia) Riorie, ere, eu-u-rero (riorie, ere, eu-u-rero) Hua, tururu, rururu-ie (hua, tururu, rururu-ie) Hey, ye, hururie, pe, he (hey, ye, hururie, pe, pe) Hurpuh, pe-pe pe-ie (hurpuh, pe-pe pe-ie) Lirla, lurla, lirla-lei (lirla, lurla, lirla-lei) Huepo, um-be um-be (huepo, um-be um-be) Wuau, wuau, wuau, eh-ho (wuau, wuau, wuau, eh-ho) Hie, te, te, rie-ie-oh (hie te te rie-ie-oh) Poor Min Poor Minnie Huuuuh