Ladies and gentlemen
Welcome to your death (he's coming)
Now let's see where you're headed
Turn the crank and experience what's in store for you
Deep within the mighty Riddle Box (he's coming)
He-he-he-he-he-he-he
He-he-he, he (he's coming)
The joke's on you (hehe), Riddle Box
He-he-he-he-he-he-he
He-he-he, he (he's coming)
The joke's on you (hehe), Riddle Box
Wicked, wicked, wicked, wicked clowns
Hey, I'm Violent J
And I'm here well, I'm here to kick yo ass
We the wicked juggalos
We juggle those who live like hoes
And chose the express route, one way
Straight down the spiral twist to the Riddle Box
He-he-he-he-he-he-he
He-he-he, he (he's coming)
The joke's on you (hehe), Riddle Box
He-he-he-he-he-he-he
He-he-he, he (he's coming)
The joke's on you (hehe), Riddle Box
He-he-he-he-he-he-he
He-he-he, he (he's coming)
The joke's on you (hehe), Riddle Box
He-he-he-he-he-he-he
He-he-he, he (he's coming)
The joke's on you (hehe), Riddle Box
Hey, what's up, motherfucker!
This is Shaggs two dope
Congratulating you for opening the box — the Riddle Box
It looks like you received your prize
The cost?
Well, the cost was your ass, bitch boy!
Ha ha ha, hahahaha, ha!
He-he-he-he-he-he-he
He-he-he, he (he's coming)
The joke's on you (hehe), Riddle Box
He-he-he-he-he-he-he
He-he-he, he (he's coming)
The joke's on you (hehe), Riddle Box
Tell me sir, what can you do?
It looks like the joke's on you
Tell me sir, what can you do?
It looks like the joke's on you
(Tell me sir, what can you do?) Come on down
And turn the crank
(It looks like the joke's on you) let's see where your soul will spend
(Tell me sir, what can you do?) the rest of eternity
What's it gonna be, mister? (It looks like the joke's on you)
Heaven or hell?
(Step right up and seal your fate) the bonus or the bone?
(It looks like the joke's on you) turn the crank and let's find out
(Step right up and seal your fate) come on down, mister
You don't have (It looks like the joke's on you)
Anything to be scared of, do you, sir?
(Step right up and seal your fate)
So what's gonna pop out of the mighty
(It looks like the joke's on you) Riddle Box?
Spin the crank (Riddle Box)
(Step right up and seal your fate) and let's find out
What do ya say? (It looks like the joke's on you)
Step right up! Who's first? (Riddle Box)
(Step right up and seal your fate) who's brave enough to step into
(It looks like the joke's on you) their new eternal destiny?
(Riddle Box)
(Step right up and seal your fate) surely someone must be confident
(It looks like the joke's on you) that their life wasn't totally evil?
(Riddle Box)
(Step right up and seal your fate)
