House of Horrors

"Hey there, do you like excitement?" ("Yeah") "Do you like suspense?" ("Uh huh") "Do you like Nel Carter?" ("No") "Good, 'cuz you won't find her here This is the House of Horrors And for you, it's absolutely free, step right in" ("Thanks") "Say no more, stupid ass, your breath says enough" "Hello?" "It's so dark" "Don't lose me" "Come on, I found a door" Woboogawoo, WAAA! Welcome to the House of Horrors! You born in a barn? Shut the fuckin' door! And sit down, 'cuz I'm about to scare you Blubablubabluba — okay, now I dare you Close your eyes, open up your mouth, and count to ten Don't wanna, huh, 'cuz you know my nuts are going in I'm twisted, I'll cut your finger off, and stick in your butt AaaAAAAA! And glue it shut This is when I get crazy, lemme show you something Brrrr! You know what that means, it don't mean nothin, haha But it scared you 'cuz people don't be doing that shit But me, brrr! Bitch, brrr! I'm all about it (brrrr) Guess what, I'm a serial killer, it's a bad habit I killed Tony, Lucky Charms and the silly rabbit, uh! Cut the lights off, see that shit, I'm glowing Alright, I'm done, cut 'em back on- Wait, where you going? Welcome to the House of Horrors Comes from within me (in me, in me) Comes from within me, horrors, eh Comes from within me (in me, in me) Come to the House of Horrors Comes from within me (in me, in me) Comes from within me, horrors, eh Comes from within me (in me, in me) Come to the House of Horrors "Honey, I'm not having a good time" "I know Come on, this must be the way out" Hey, what the fuck, come here guys, grab a chair Don't mind me drinkin' my beer in my underwear Come on, let's play some cardback, I just got Atari ("Hey, keep it down in there, Shaggs, what the hell!?") Sorry! Look at that shit ("What?") You almost got me grounded I'ma have to take your forehead and pound it I'll bend you over and tie you up to a pole And stretch your nuts back and flick em up your butthole I'm a phantom, listen to me, ahhhhh That didn't do it? How about this? AHHHH! I'm so scary, they call me Joey Terrifying Did you know that? "Yeah" No you didn't, I was lying "I represent Ecorse I'm yelling Ink Town I'm coming out of southwest (Wicked clowns)" Bathroom? Sure, it's right there down the hall Don't flush it though, I'll make dinner for you all (mumbles) I'm possessed too Wait a minute, hey, don't leave me yet! I-I-I love you Welcome to the House of Horrors Comes from within me (in me, in me) Comes from within me, horrors, me Comes from within me (in me, in me) Come to the House of Horrors Comes from within me (in me, in me) Comes from within me, horrors, me Comes from within me (in me, in me) Come to the House of Horrors "Honey?" "What?" "I'm scared" "I know, sweetie, come on" Run, hide, run, hide (Ha hahaha, ha, hahahahaha, ha!) Run, hide, run, hide (Ha ha ha haaaa, hahahahahahaha!) Run, hide, run, hide (Hoohoohoo hooo, ha ha ha ha, ha!) Run, hide, run, hide (Hahahahaha hahahahaha!) Jump Steady, Nate the Mack, lemme tell you something With Billy Bill and Rude Boy ("What about 'em?") Nothing! They're my boys, I just had to give 'em props And together we form (the cyclops) Hahahahaha! Look at you! Haha! You're a bitch Should I let your ass go? Hahahaha! No I'll let your bitch out, but you get the bone Run along, sugar tits, he ain't coming home "Don't let the door hit you where the good lord split you, bitch"