The Show Must Go On

Aww! Shit Yo Check it out, man ICP back in the house man! Violent J, man Two Dope, man Wicked clowns, man Ha-ha-ha! Hey, quick, hurry up, bang Open your mouth cause here comes my wang I'm Violent J, the southwest skitzo Born in a big top magical majisto Dead body disco rappin' to the hoochies Dirty old fat hoe's come up with a smoochie Hoochie coochie, la-la-la-la-la I might pull your tongue out your mouth and try to hang ya It's a full moon and the riddles are calling Three more cards and the skies will be falling But don't take it from me, I'm just a clown Wicked clown, wicked town, Juggalugagaluga and lick it down And up till my nuts start singing Dancing, hopping I'ma keep bringing Riddles and tricks And dead body chicks With the swing of my magical wand The show must go on "Well, it all began when I was very young My feelings were so excited about the carnival rides Everyone was jolly and jittery I waited for their wagon until well after dusk That night, while I was sleeping I was awoken by a cold eerie wind And, looking out, I saw strange men Cursing and filthy, and there were clowns Setting up their dreary tent." I'm two dope and I sport tight wranglers Don't say a word or I'll kick ya in the neck bitch Everybody round, make way for the clown In New York, in LA, in southwest town Walked into El Rays, almost got my ass kicked Rather just chill in the yard in my casket Call up the hoe's have 'em swing by the tomb And get a little stinky stank up in this bitch Killer clowns kicked out the circus Used to get loud let the midget ladies work this I was a freak show They called me the pogo I can make my ballsack bob like a yoyo "Give it up! Give it up!" Southwest looney tune Killed another red neck found his head in looney dune Gooney boon Gooney goon I can hear the loons in my head as I sing my wicked song The Show Must Go On "I've never been afraid of clowns but these clowns were different There was nothing funny about these clowns at that They smiled, they juggled, they laughed But yet something was terribly, terribly, wrong I didn't like these clowns for I could see through them I knew what they were really like I knew that this carnival that had come to my village was an evil Evil thing." Come see the show Big top show Walk hand in hand with the dead carnival Dead dirty carney, carnies Dead juggalos Walk hand in hand with the dead carnival You ask do we gangbang Do we bang in a gang Do we bang-bang? I'm a gang banger, man! I bang in a gang, mang You can suck my wang, mang Richie-boy, bitchie-boy, it's a southwest thing Serial murderer, southwest maniac Slaughterer, lunatic, highschool brainiac Straight A school boy, School kid ' Till I went to school and tried to murder everyone The Show Must Go On "My innocent friends were fools, all of them Totally unaware of the evilness within the clowns Their eyes reflected stairways into hell Their faces covered in blood I ran from the carnival grounds and yet every road And every path lead me right back to the big tent I had to escape from the strongman The freak shows, and the Ringmaster" Come see the show Big top show Walk hand in hand with the dead carnival Dead dirty carney, carnies Dead juggalos Walk hand in hand with the dead carnival Come see the show Big top show Walk hand in hand with the dead carnival Dead dirty carney, carnies Dead juggalos Walk hand in hand with the dead carnival Heh-heh-heh-heh! Ha-hah-hah-hah! "Yello?" "Speak ta Chicken Neck?" "Who?" "Chicken neck." "Nobody by that name here." "What about Chicken Balls?" "Nope." "What about Chicken fuckin' Gizzard Throat, is he there?" "Look boy, you got the wrong number." "What the? Hello?!" "Speak ta Rednuts?" "Who?" "Redballs, Willie Redneck Balls, is he there?" "Goddamnit!" "Lemme get dis! Who in da hell is dis?!" "Speak ta Fatboy?" "Who in da hell is this?!" "I wanna speak ta Fat Redneck fuckin' Chickenboy! Is he there?" "Goddamnit! "Fuckin' no good bastards!" "Git da damn door!" "Yeah, I have a delivery for a Mr. Redneck Fatballs." "What! You goddamn little!" "It's from the wicked clowns"