Happy Holidays, You Bastard

It's Christmas Eve, and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents And I hate, hate, hate your guts, I hate, hate, hate your guts And I'll never talk to you again Unless your dad will suck me off, I'll never talk to you again Unless your mom will touch my cock, I'll never talk to you again Ejaculate into a sock, I'll never talk to you again I'll never talk to you again It's Labor Day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs Labor Day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs And he shit, shit, shit his pants, he's always fuckin' shittin' his pants And I'll never talk to you again Unless your dad will suck me off, I'll never talk to you again Unless your mom will touch my cock, I'll never talk to you again Ejaculate into a sock, I'll never talk to you again I'll never talk to you again