Here Come the Bastards

Here they come, here come the bastards I heard it from a confidant Who heard it from a confidant They're definitely on their way There's one with this idea Something about a hammer head shark Nosehairs and flatus Best keep your distance because Here they come, here come the bastards Bury your head deep in the sand Anonyminity is a virtue in this day and age Amazing hand dexterity Flagrant misuse of security Better run, run, run, run, run Run, run, run, run Here they come Here they come Here they come Here they come Here they come Here they come Here they come Here they come