Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?

The is dedicated to the two guys of the crew Who went out to see the country today Why does it hurt when I pee? Why does it hurt when I pee? I don't want no doctor To stick no needle in me Why does it hurt when I pee? I got it from the toilet seat I got it from the toilet seat It jumped right up And grabbed my meat Got it from the toilet seat Heh hey My balls feel like a pair of maracas My balls feel like a pair of maracas Oh God, I probably got the gonococcus My balls feel like a pair of maracas Ai-ee-ai-ee-ah Why does it, why does it Why does it, why does it hurt when I pee?