In the world of man in the great rat race
Makes his speeches
Then he does what he please
Winners of the most impart their grace
As I wallow in the mush in a doggy daze
I live in a kennel smells like rotten cheese
Chums lots of flies but why should I mind
Then I get trashed by the whore that's my wife
Can't get enough of kicking my hiney
Life in the canine world
Cats to chase and a bone to bury
Full of doggy stench in this poo, poo place
If I get a piece of tail, I don't want to get married
This is just a doghouse why should I stay?
If these folks are crazy
They try to tell me that they know where it's at
I don't know maybe I'm lazy
This is my doghouse
You said I'm a dog (this is my doghouse)
I live like a dog
This is my dog house
So, now it's time to go work for the man
I work for the man at the taco stand
I keep on grinding like a dog always does
No place to hide for this American dog
This is my doghouse
You said I'm a dog (this is my doghouse)
I live like a dog
This is my dog house
When I fricking find what I'm looking for
I dig right in and take my place
Maybe I seem crass and crude
But a dog got to do what a dog has to do
This is my doghouse
You said I'm a dog (this is my doghouse)
I live like a dog
This is my dog house
I'm just a dog, I eat cat feces
Feel like a hydrant on the doggy street
I live in the doghouse, everybody hates me
I want to get laid, but everybody takes me
I'm your dog and you're bitches
