Drunk N Disorderly

Four bundy rums at the RSL Three VBs at the Aerodrome Two lines of gack in the carpark One longneck for the drive home Drunk 'n' disorderly Drunk 'n' disorderly Drunk 'n' disorderly Drunk 'n' disorder Four swigs of gin at the bus stop Three pints of Guinness at the bowls club Two 750s in a double brown bag One shot of fireball at the pub Drunk 'n' disorderly Drunk 'n' disorderly Drunk 'n' disorderly Drunk 'n' disorder Relaxation Mood alteration Boredom leads to intoxication Relaxation Mood alteration Boredom leads to intoxication Drunk 'n' disorderly Drunk 'n' disorderly Drunk 'n' disorderly Drunk 'n' disorderly