Beach Song

Sand is hurting my tender feet The air smells like rotting fish and solarcaine I hate the people on the beach With their towels and umbrellas, they're so insane I don't wanna be on the beach, no! I don't wanna be on the beach, no! I don't wanna be on the beach! I don't wanna be on the beach, no! I hate my girlfriend, she, she, she Lies on the beach like a barrier reef Soaking up the stupid sun While the radio is blasting fun, fun, fun I don't wanna be on the beach, no fun! I don't wanna be on the beach, no fun! I don't wanna be on the beach! I don't wanna be on the beach, no fun, no! I don't wanna be on the beach, no fun! I don't wanna be on the beach, no fun! I don't wanna be on the beach! I don't wanna be on the beach, no fun, no! This is no way to spend a summer I've got sand caked on my feet I gave my ice cream to a shark And now I've got nothing to eat, no fun! I don't wanna be on the beach (No fun!) I don't wanna be on the beach (No fun, no!) I don't wanna be on the beach! I don't wanna be on the beach! (No fun!)