It's Easy MMkay (Live) [feat. Primus & Ween]

M'kay, can everyone hear me m'kay? M'kay Now when I say "m'kay, kids" You say, "m'kay, Mr. Mackey" M'kay, kids? M'kay, Mr. Mackey M'kay Um There's kind of a lot of swearing going on up here, m'kay? Swearing's bad So, uh, I've got a little song to sing about that You see, there's times when you get suckered in By drugs and alcohol and sex with women M'kay, sex is bad M'kay But it's when you do these things too much That you've become an addict And must get back in touch Aww That's so cool You can do it, it's all up to you, m'kay With a little plan, you can change your life today You don't have to spend your life addicted to smack Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for crack Follow my plan and very soon you will say "It's easy, m'kay!" Step one, instead of "ass," say "buns" Like "kiss my buns" or "you're a buns hole!" Step two, instead of "shit," say "poo" Like "bull-poo," "poo-head," and "this poo is cold" Step three, with "bitch" drop the "T" 'Cause "bich" is Latin for generosity Step four, don't say "fuck" anymore, kids That's bad You know, espec- You know, if you're around a lot of people Maybe like 12,000 people And you're just saying "fuck" all the time It's just, it's bad Maybe, you might have family around Maybe your daughter's here And you're just up here going "fuck, fuck" That's a bad look 'Cause "fuck" is the worst word that you can say So just use the word, "m'kay" We can do it, it's all up to us, m'kay M'kay With a little plan, we can change our lives today You change it today We don't have to spend our lives shootin' up in the trash Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash Follow this plan and very soon you will say "It's easy, m'kay!" Step one Instead of "ass," say "buns" Like "kiss my buns" Or "you're a buns hole!" Step two Instead of "shit," say "poo" As in "bull-poo" "Poo-head" and "this poo is cold" Step three, with "bitch" drop the "T" 'Cause "bich" is Latin for generosity Step four, we don't say "fuck" anymore 'Cause "fuck" is the worst word that you can say "Fuck" is the worst word that you can say We don't say "fuck" No, we shouldn't say "fuck" "Fuck" no You're cured, you can go! We don't have to spend our lives shootin' up in the trash Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash Follow this plan and very soon you will say "It's easy, m'kay!" ("It's easy, m'kay!") "It's easy, m'kay!" ("It's easy, m'kay!") "It's easy, m'kay!" (m'kay!) M'kay!