Meet the Press

Caught you in the camera That's my tool Saw you take the money You've been fooled Not a merchant Good disguise Jury will believe it When he testifies Meet the press All the papers want to know Why you ever stooped so low As to take the phony bribe from the feds Thank the rice dealer Dinners at Le Parcq You're good and greedy The bills were marked Forget about the entrapment No defence Gonna leave office When we commence Save the tears How you've served and been sincere How you thought it was a mirror The high cost of campaigning each two years Caught you in the camera That's my tool Saw you take the money You've been fooled Not a merchant Good disguise Jury will believe it Testifies Meet the press All the papers want to know Why you ever stooped so low As to take the phony bribe from the feds Meet the press Sunday morning "Face the Nation" You've been had!