Turtle Wax (Funkaholics Anonymous)

My my my, your truth is a lie And you help cover it up and you don't even ask why So it goes Funky wunky, the funky junky Funky wunky, ouh won't you hit them with that Nooky nooky, you got that cookie Nooky nooky, ouh Hit them with the funky shift - you jokin'? Funky wunky ouh Slam me with the funky fix - get going! Funky junky ouh Why why why do you quit before you try You put a fake smile on your face but there's a tear in your eye So I go Funky wunky, that funky junky Funky wunky, ouh yeah hit me with it Nooky nooky, I'll try her cookie Nooky nooky ouh Kick on in da funky shift - you got that? Funky wunky ouh Slam me withg da funky fix - you got that? Funky junky ouh And I don't believe the things they try to say 'Cause things are gettin' a little bit funky