Squeeze Me Macaroni

I wanna lock Betty Crocker in the kitchen And knock her upper during supper Clutter up her butter gutter Hostess Ding Dong wrapped an eggroll around my wong While Dolly Madison proceeded to ping my pong Your Milky Way is M'n'M in your britches And I'll tell you Baby Ruth it looks mighty delicious Keep blowing my gum, 'cause here I come I'm gonna get you all sticky with my Bubble Yum Knick-knack paddywhack and give your dog a bone, baby (yeah) Knick-knack paddywhack and give your dog a bone, baby I was givin' some head to some French bread It was a four course orgy on the spread of my bed French kissin' French fries in my Fruit of the Looms I get deeper penetration with a fork and a spoon I got yogurt meat loaf smeared all over my ass My Weiner in two buns, and then give it the gas Sour cream from my spleen into Levi jeans Gonna bust the seams with my refried beans Ronald McDonald just loves to be fondled With Big Mac, he'll fuck it like a Chicken McNugget Colonel Sanders wants to goose Granny's loose caboose He's gonna give her a boost with that Kentucky fried juice Sooper-doop-poop-scoop, loop-de-loop, chicken coop Shoot some hoop, top sirloin from the groin Topped with dick cheese, sneeze, wheeze From the skeez disease, wooi! Knick-knack paddywhack and give your dog a bone, baby Knick-knack paddywhack and give your dog a bone, baby Take a dump, baby, squirt some gravy Pour some sugar on me, honey, make it brown and runny Give a little Flavor Flav, back from the grave Gonna burn some toast, pump some humpin' rump roast Knick-knack paddywhack, jump in the sack, in fact Jerk the smack and crack Jack from the back Bananarama or ramabanana Fuckin' Barry Manilow on the Copa Cabana Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Oh! Squeeze me macaroni, slop your face with my bologna So, you can squeeze me macaroni, slop your face with my bologna Squeeze me macaroni, slop your face with my bologna Squeeze me macaroni, slop your face with my - Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? You gotta syphon the spinach, you gotta cream the corn Sperm scrambles the eggs and a meal is born Cookin' like a beginner, but I'm goin' up in her I had Fritos for lunch I'm havin' bush for dinner Chef Boyardee and the Three Musketeers Shove Charleston Chews in their rears like queers "Holy moly, guacamole!" said my Chips Ahoy I'm gonna pinch a ravioli on the Pillsbury dough, boy! Knick-knack paddywhack and give your dog a boner, baby Knick-knack paddywhack and give your dog a boner, baby We came to pottie We came to pottie down your throat We came to pottie We came to pottie down your throat (Raymond, where's the fuckin' beer, man?) We came to pottie We came to pottie down your throat We came to pottie We came to pottie down your throat (do you want me to pour it?) We came to pottie (no, I want you to fuck it!) We came to pottie down your throat (shit, yes, pour the fucking beer!) We came to pottie We came to pottie down your throat "Where's the glasses? That beer's going to get warm" "One thing I can't fuckin' stand is warm beer, it makes me fuckin' puke!" "Darling, where's the glasses?" (Pottie! Pottie!) "Get the fuck out of here!" "Get those tits out, bitch!" "Get out of my fucking house!" "Gimme some beer, dude!" (Pottie! pottie! Dude) "Hey, I'm tellin' you" (pottie!) "Hey, man (pottie!), You're fuckin' good?" (Pottie!) "Are you fuckin' good?" (I'm fuckin' good) "You gotta pinch a loaf in the toilet, man!" (Pottie!) "Dude, did that chick just grab your balls?) (Pottie!) (Ha-ha-ha-ha) (pottie!) You gotta smack fast (woo!) (ha-ha-ha-ha) (Pottie!) (Ha-ah!) "Keep shut, but- Oh cheeks, oh God, tight fucking cheeks Oh God, oh yeah Magazines, magazines, festival, carnival Fuckin' carnival, man"