It couldn't be worse, from chorus to verse
It sounds like Korn, but a little bit worse
Is it Christian or Canadian? Guess!
On 90.7, it's bad 311
Evidently it's a hit, but it stinks to high heaven
Is it Christian or Canadian? Guess!
Play the game that isn't fun
Can't be enjoyed and can't be won
Someone get me a gun
Canadian or Christian?
Canadian
It sounds kind of emo, or not so tight screamo
He keeps saying him, so I'm gonna say homo
Is it Christian or Canadian? Guess!
He's wearing a sweater like '98 Vedder
But it's 2002 and the songs could be better
Is it Christian or Canadian? Guess!
Play the game that isn't fun
Can't be enjoyed and can't be won
Someone get me a gun
Canadian or Christian?
Canadian
Get me a gun
It's said that those that cannot do
Will end up teaching stuff to you
Or some of them find God instead
Or better yet the border
Canadian or Christian?
Canadian
I cannot quite place it. It sounds like Ocasek
But 20 years later, so you might as well face it
Is it Christian or Canadian? Guess!
It's so non-commitish, like light reel big fish
Or rock en Español translated into English
Is it Christian or Canadian? Guess!
Play the game that isn't fun
Can't be enjoyed and can't be won
Someone get me a gun
Someone get me a gun
Canadian or Christian?
Canadian!
