I Can't Stand It

It's hard being a man Living in a garbage pail My landlady called me up She tried to hit me with a mop I can't stand it anymore more I can't stand it anymore more I can't stand it anymore more But if Candy would just come back it'd be all right I live with thirteen dead cats A purple dog that wears spats They're all out livin' in the hall And I can't stand it anymore I can't stand it anymore more I can't stand it anymore more I can't stand it anymore more But if Candy would just come back it'd be all right I'm tired of living all alone Nobody ever calls me on the phone But when things start getting bad I just play my music louder I can't stand it anymore more I can't stand it anymore more I can't stand it anymore more