Heart Attack Man

Here's a little diddy about a good guy I know You know Heart Attack Man And you know, he weighs in pretty hefty My man's like 275 How much he weigh? He's like the guy in the Hefty bag commercial Okay, okay, let's take it from here Drink a six pack and then you play some ball Walking down the stairs and then he starts to fall Add on two joints and he starts to sweat 275 pounds that you can't forget 'Cause he's a Heart Attack, Heart Attack Man Spend all your money on your health insurance plan Heart Attack, Heart Attack Man Keep on getting bigger because you know that he can Why do you force yourself on top of that girl? Laugh with all your buddies because it's a man's, man's world Someday, that shit will come back to you Throwing your weight around and that shit is through Heart Attack, Heart Attack Man Going nowhere and got no master plan Heart Attack, Heart Attack Man Weighs in at 275 Yeah, my man is lucky to be alive Smokin' and drinkin', too My man, the Heart Attack Man, is gonna be running over you Got no goddamn respect Yeah, you'd better put your big, big bitch ass in check Heart Attack, Heart Attack Man Lungs full of tar and a stomach full of Spam Heart Attack, Heart Attack Man Time to change your ways, Heart Attack Man Oh, what do we know about partying or anything else?