You're in the Band

Yeah, come on in, come on, fast, fast, fast

Come in, come in quickly, don't let anyone see you

What's going on, Mr. Schneebly?

You wanna know what's going on? I will let you know what is going on

Little Miss Sunshine

How come none of you told me you could play music?

What difference does it make?

What difference?

I thought you all were a bunch of little douche bags

But now I know that you're soul brothers and soul sisters

You, Zach, you ever play electric guitar?

No, my dad won't let me

Oh really?

He thinks its a waste of time

Oh yeah? Well let's waste that time together, shall we?

Take a hold of your axe and try to pluck out this riff

That's good, that's good

Now let your shoulders relax, you don't wanna be so stiff

Already better, yeah

Keep on going, don't stop

Take it over the top

Squeeze out every last drop

Make each note really pop

Give it one final wop and yes

You're in the band

Oh you, what is your name?

Katy (Katy!)

Turn a cello this way and it's practically like a bass

Pop the strings when you play and watch how you shred my face

Oh oh, somebody find my face, she's shredding it off

Oh no, it's right here, it's right here

Keep on rocking each note

Grab it right by the throat

Keep the rhythm afloat

Don't forget to emote

And that's all that she wrote

Baby, you're in the band

Piano man?

Lawrence

If you play the piano

You can play the keys

I only play classical

So just loosen it up

And strut your expertise

Take a look at this music

And let your mind expand

Woo, woo, oh yes, yeah

You're in the band

Now, who is going to be my drummer?

I play percussion

Only 'cause he's too stupid to play anything else

Shut up

Shut up, sit your butt at the skins and try to wack out a beat

That's good, that's good, for my grandma

Who's, uh, dead

Feel the groove in your pins, then slowly turn up the heat

Hey, now he's playing like my grandma who's alive, alright

And now rat-a-tat-tat, with the bass and hi-hat

Make it juicy and fat

Yes, exactly like that

And now shut it down flat

Woo, you're in the band

I need a couple of roadies

I need someone on tech

Who wants to be security? (I will)

Can I be the stylist?

Uh, check

Yes!

Mr. Schneebly, I still don't have a job

Well, how 'bout being manager?

Is that something you could swing?

It means I'm putting you in charge

Of the whole damn thing

We've got our band

Yes, Freddie, keep playing like that

Katy, look at me, come in on G

Yeah, just like that, exactly like that

Zach, my man, look at me

Crunchy chords high up on G

Just like, just like, yeah that's exactly what I'm looking for

Alright, Lawrence, take me to the moon, baby

Yes, ladies, look at me

And do everything I do

Watch

Doop, da do, da do, do do do

Doop, da do, da do, do do do

Doop, da do, da do, do do do

Doop, da do, da do, do do do

Now repeat after me

I pledge allegiance to the band (I pledge allegiance to the band)

And I promise to give Mr. Schneebly full command (I promise to give Mr. Schneebly full command)

And with me in control of the band as a whole

We will rock and we'll roll with our heart and our soul

If you're in raise your hands

I'm in the band

Yes, I'm in the band

I'm in the band

I'm in the band (Aww, my man)

I'm in the band

I'm in the band

Yes, you're in the band (We're in the band)

You're in the band (We're in the band)

You're in the band