P-Funk (Wants To Get Funked Up)

Good evening

Uh, do not attempt to adjust your radio

There is nothing wrong

We have taken control

As to bring you this special show

We will return it to you as soon as you are grooving

A-welcome to station We Funk

Better known as We Funk

Or deeper still, the Mothership Connection

Home of the extraterrestrial brothers

Dealers of funky music

P-Funk, uncut funk, a-the bomb

Coming to you directly from the Mothership

Top of the Chocolate Milky Way

500,000 Kilowatts of P-Funk power

So kick back, dig

While we do it to you in your eardrums

Oh, me? I'm known as Lollipop Man

Alias the Long-Haired Sucker

My motto is

(Make my funk the P-Funk)

Make mine the P-Funk

(I want my funk uncut)

I want my funk uncut

(Make my funk the P-Funk)

Yeah, make my funk the P-Funk

(I wants to get funked up)

I wants to get funked up

(I want the bomb)

(I want the P-Funk)

Yeah

(I want my funk uncut)

(Make my funk the P-Funk)

(I wants to get funked up)

Yeah, W-E F-U-N-K, y’all

Now this is what I want y’all to do

If you got faults, defects, or shortcomings

You know, like arthritis, rheumatism, or migraines

Whatever part of your body it is

I want you to lay it on your radio

Let the vibes flow through

Funk not only moves

It can remove, dig?

The desired effect is what you get

When you improve your interplanetary funksmanship

Sir Lollipop Man, chocolate-coated

Freaky in habit form

Doin’ it to you in 3D

So groovy that I dig me

Once upon a time called Now

Somebody say is there funk after death?

I say is seven up?

Yeah

P-Funk

(Make my funk the P-Funk)

Uncut funk

(I want my funk uncut)

P-Funk

(Make my funk the P-Funk)

Uncut

(I wants to get funked up)

(I want the bomb)

I want the bomb

P-Funk

(I want the P-Funk)

(I want my funk uncut)

Make mine the P-Funk

(Make my funk the P-Funk)

Wants to get funked up

(I wants to get funked up)

Make mine

(Make my funk the P-Funk)

The P

(I want my funk uncut)

Make my funk the P-Funk

(Make my funk the P-Funk)

Ha

(I wants to get funked up)

W-E-F-U-N-K, y’all

(I want the bomb)

(I want the P-Funk)

Oh, I want the bomb

(Don’t want my funk stepped on)

Don’t step on my funk

(Make my funk the P-Funk)

Woo, take it home

(Before I take it home)

Yeah, I dig

Let me put my sunglasses on

That's the law around here

You got to wear your sunglasses

So you can feel cool

Gangsta lean, heh

Y’all should dig my sun-rooftop

Well, alright

Hey, I was diggin' on y'all funk for a while

Sounds like it got a three on it though, to me

Then I was down south and I heard some funk

With some main ingredients

Like Doobie Brothers, Blue Magic, David Bowie

It was cool

But can you imagine Doobie in your funk?

Ho, W-E-F-U-N-K, we funk

(Make my funk the P-Funk)

Ho

(I want my funk uncut)

Oh, make my, yeah

(Make my funk the P-Funk)

(I wants to get funked up)

Hem, I want the bomb

(I want the bomb)

P-Funk, y’all

(I want the P-Funk)

(Don’t want my funk stepped on)

(Make my funk the P-Funk)

Home of the Extraterrestrial Brothers

(Before I take it home)

Gettin’ deep

Once upon a time called Right Now

Ain’t it funky now

Far around

Hey

Doin’ it to ya in the earhole

(Make my funk the P-Funk)

(I want my funk uncut)

Make mine the P

(Make my funk the P-Funk)

Wants to get funked up

(I wants to get funked up)

I want the bomb

(I want the bomb)

P-Funk

(I want the P-Funk)

(Don’t want my funk stepped on)

Oh, make my

(Make my funk the P-Funk)

(Before I take it home)

Yeah, heh-heh-heh

We’re not leavin’ y’all

I want y’all to stay tuned for Starchild

(Make my funk the P-Funk)

(I want my funk uncut)

(Make my funk the P-Funk)

(I wants to get funked up)

(I want the bomb)

P-Funk

(I want the P-Funk)

(Don’t want my funk stepped on)

Oh, make my

(Make my funk the P-Funk)

I wants to get funked up

(Before I take it home)

Don't stop, get down

Talk

Blow your horn

P-U

Wants to get funked up

Well, alright

(Make my funk the P-Funk)

Make mine the P-Funk

(I want my funk uncut)

I want mine uncut

(Make my funk the P-Funk)

Make my funk the P-Funk, y’all

(I wants to get funked up)

I want the bomb

(I want the bomb)

P-Funk

(I want the P-Funk)

Don’t want my funk uncut

(Don’t want my funk uncut)

Make mine

(Make my funk the P-Funk)

Y’all

(I wants to get funked up)

Make it

Welcome to station W-E-F-U-N-K

(Make my funk the P-Funk)

Better known as We Funk

(I want my funk uncut)

Or deeper still, the Mothership Connection

(Make my funk the P-Funk)

Home of the extraterrestrial brothers

(I wants to get funked up)

Dealers of funky music

(I want the bomb)

P-Funk, uncut funk, the bomb

(I want the P-Funk)

Lollipop Man here

(Don’t want my funk stepped on)

That beat’s the one that gets, sucker

(Make my funk the P-Funk)

Drop it, code it, freak it, I’m coming

(Before I take it home)

Doin’ to you in 3D

So groovy I dig me

Yeah

(Make my funk the P-Funk)

Yeah, P-Funk

(I want my funk uncut)

(Make my funk the P-Funk)

(I wants to get funked up)

(I want the bomb)

(I want the P-Funk)

(Don’t want my funk stepped on)

(Make my funk the P-Funk…)