"In the Case Django, After You..."

What other archaic rituals are you people verboten to take part in?

What? Like

For instance, what if we were to walk into the saloon here

Sit down at a table

Order a drink

And drink it?

Would the authorities frown on that?

Hell yeah, they gonna frown

Then what part would they find the most offensive?

All of it

I can't be walking in no saloon

I can't be sitting down in no chair at no table

I can't be drinking no drink

And I definitely can't be sharing no drink with no white man in public

So, if you and I were to do these things, that would be considered

Enough of infraction for the saloon keeper to go and get the sheriff?

You bet your sweet ass they get the sheriff

In that case Django, after you