If I Only Had a Brain

Suppose I accidentally got my shit together

Would I get a medal?

Or a pat on the back and a little feather?

I could stick it in my cap or pin it to my shirt

Go out in the yard and poke it in the dirt

Or leave it in the woods where it couldn't be found

If it fell over, would it make a sound?

And if it did, would it be the sound that you like?

Or should I do it over until I get it right?

You say everything I know is wrong

So do me a favor, and play along

For a minute, as the rusty gears turn

Don't be alarmed if you smell somethin' burnin' upstairs

It's a little BB rollin' around in a box car

See us together

Maybe it wouldn't be hard to explain

If I only had a brain

Somewhere on a higher mental plane

(Somewhere on a higher mental plane)

I might learn to come in from the rain

(I might learn to come in from the rain)

If I had a clue would I still be here with you?

(Would I still be here with you?)

Gee whiz, if I only had a brain

(Gee Whiz, If I only had a brain)

Who's that?

Oh, my little friend Cupid

Wearin' a shirt that says, I'm with stupid

Always nearby wherever I go

He's lookin' out for me, don't you know

Mr. Excitement, never in a rut

Johnny on the spot with an arrow in the butt

Ouch!

I guess your love is true

Now, if I could only get a clue

Somewhere on a higher mental plane

(Somewhere on a higher mental plane)

I might learn to come in from the rain

(I might learn to come in from the rain)

If I had a clue would I still be here with you?

(Would I still be here with you?)

Gee whiz, if I only had a brain

(Gee Whiz, If I only had a brain)

Had a brain

Had a brain

Had a brain

Had a brain