Couldn't Be Better (Movie Version)

Hello gorgeous, let's check out how you look today

Short and stubby and, my gosh, look how much you weigh

You're pinkish red, got this thing on your head and whoa

Girl, you couldn't look better

Shake the sleep off and kick into the morning drill

It's another awesome day here in Uglyville

Grab your shoes, time to spread the good news, whoa

Things just couldn't be better

Call it hope or faith, whatever

I just know in my heart, it's the day I've waited forever

'Cause there's a scrambled sun in a tangled sky

And the moon couldn't be any brighter

And as the slam big city goes rocketing by

Oh, my head couldn't feel any lighter

It's like a funhouse ride, the kind you just can't miss

Call it crazy and yet, is there anything better than this?

Life just couldn't be better than this

Never mind that, I'll tell you what the day'll bring

First a shindig, then a bash, then more partying

Top it all with a rave, then a ball (Oh, whoa)

Yeah, you know it couldn't be better

Morning Moxy, got something new, you wanna try?

It's a brownie cupcake fudge berry ice cream pie

Just one bite, who needs kids? Am I right? Babo

It just couldn't taste better

And soon, you-know-what is coming

But until it arrives, might as well keep the party humming, yeehaw

Yes, it's a square peg life in a round hole town

But the folks couldn't be any sweeter

It may be upside backwards and wrong side down

But it just couldn't feel more completer

And there's so much to do

And it's all such bliss

There's no reason to fret

What could ever be better than this?

No, it couldn't get better than

Stop the press, ugly dog is here

Story of the day, of the month, of the year

Here's a little scoop on the way down low

Now check-check-check out the flow

The cats are rapping, lobster snapping

But only the dog makes the party happen

So put in your paper, seal it with a kiss

It couldn't be better than this

Another madhouse night in a crazy quilt world

And our hearts couldn't soar any higher

We've got our freak flags flying, completely unfurled

And we just couldn't be more fire

And life's a nonstop blast, it's utter awesomeness

Yeah, it's crazy, you bet, but it couldn't get better than this (Yeah, it's crazy, you bet, it could never get better than this)

Could ever be better than this (What could ever be better than this?)

Could it be better than this?

Guess another sun has set

And another moon has smiled

I'm still just one more doll

Still waiting for her child

I'm sure it's gonna happen

Just like the stories say

There's a new day 'round the corner

And it just might be the day