Function At The Junction

I'm getting ready for the function at the junction

And baby, you'd better come on right now

Because everybody's gonna be there

We got people comin' from everywhere

We got Ling Ting Tong from China

Long Tall Sally from Carolina

We got 007, the private eye

And he's bringin' all the guys from "I Spy"

Come one, come all, we gonna have a ball

Down at the function at the junction

And baby you'd better come on right now

We serving egg foo yung and barbecue

Havin' chicken dumplings and kidney stew

Havin' heap big fun till the break of dawn

Gonna shake a tailfeather, shoot him 'fore he run

Hold a shotgun on the rooster and dare him to crow

How could anybody sleep when they could get out on the floor?

Tell him, to tell them, to tell one and then tell 'em all

Tell 'em 'bout the function at the junction

Tell 'em that they'd better come on right now

Tell 'em 'bout the function at the junction

Tell 'em that they'd better come on right now

All the soul brothers, jitterbugs

Hip cats, and fancy hats

And pretty girls with pretty smiles all decked out in the latest styles

And Farmer Jim, and Guitar Slim

And Betty Boop and "Oop-boop-e-doop

Mohair Sam from Alabama

And Minnesota Fats from Hobo Flats

Breath-takin', hip-shakin', give it now

Talkin' 'bout some fascinating, demonstrating, beauty line

They all be gathering here, from far and near

For the function at the junction

And brother, you better come on right now

Tell 'em 'bout the function at the junction

Sister, you'd better come on right now

Talkin' 'bout the function at the junction

Everybody, you'd better come on right now

You ain't never seen the function at the junction