Some Dumb Cop Gave Me Two Tickets Already

Hmmmm, yeah baby

Don't you know it like, don't it feel good

Like you know it should

In '89, right on time

Always so quick with the rhyme

(Girl, you know it's true)

You know, you know it's true

(Mike D is in love with you)

In love with you

In love with you, oh baby

(Girl, you know it's true)

(Mike D is in love with you)

Yeah, baby, you know

Listen, everybody knows that I broke your heart, you know

Everybody knows Mike D broke your heart

But you've gots to stop telling them how I stole your car, you know

Just ain't fair

Hey, you know, just 'cause I got the, the better side of the bargain

Just means that the cards were dealt to my favor, you know

(Girl, you know it's true)

(Mike D is in love with you)

Yeah, I remember the first time I saw you

And you were standing there looking all lovely and everything

I went over, you know, and I started smelling your ass

And then Ricky Powell came over

You know, started doin the A.T.D. and everything

Yeah babe

(Girl, you know it's true)

(Mike D is in love with you)

Is in love with you baby, woo, in love with you

(Girl, you know it's true)

(Mike D is in love with you)

Oh, it's true, it's true, it's true, baby

(Girl, you know it's true)

True-a, true-a, true-a, true-a, true-a, baby, oh

(Mike D is in love with you)

(Girl, you know it's true)

It's so true now, baby, oh

It's true, it's true, it's true, I love you, oh

(Mike D is in love with you)

(Girl, you know it's true)

You know alot of MCs these days

They make records about, you know, women taking all their money

Hey, you know I'm straight up honest, I just be leaching off my girl, you know

Just leaching off my bitch, that's what it's about, you know

Hey, if you can get a roof over your head and a pot to piss in, man

Shit, that's better then having money in the pocket, you know

Ahh, yeah

Oh, Mike D, Mike D, Mike D, Mike D, Mike D

Now I'd like to welcome everybody to the quiet Mike D storm

Starring Mike D

Featuring Mike D

And a special appearance by Mike D

Oh, oh baby you

(Girl, you know it's true)

Incredible, invincible

(Mike D is in love with you)

Most incredible

Unstoppable

Acknickulous

Liz Clayborn

Coochie

Your mother

(Girl, you know it's true)

That's right, baby

When you weren't looking, when you were out shopping that day

Your mother came over, she was looking kinda nice, you know

You wouldn't believe what she was wearing under that dress, you know

Anyway, so you know, one thing lead to another

You know, I'm real sorry you had to walk in like that and see...

Hey, shit happens you know

(Mike D is in love)

Ahh, yeah

(Girl, you know it's true)

That's right, baby