歌詞

[Verse 1]
The piano has been drinking
My necktie is asleep
And the combo went back to New York
The jukebox has to take a leak
And the carpet needs a haircut
And the spotlight looks like a prison break
'Cause the telephone's out of cigarettes
And the balcony is on the make
And the piano has been drinking
[Verse 2]
The piano has been drinking
And the menus are all freezing
And the light-man's blind in one eye
And he can't see out of the other
And the piano tuner's got a hearing aid
And he showed up with his mother
And the piano has been drinking
[Verse 3]
The piano has been drinking
As the bouncer is a sumo wrestler
Cream-puff Caspar Milquetoast
And the owner is a mental midget
With the IQ of a fence-post
'Cause the piano has been drinking
[Verse 4]
The piano has been drinking
And you can't find your waitress with a Geiger counter
And she hates you and your friends
And you just can't get served without her
And the box-office is drooling
And the bar-stools are on fire
And the newspapers were fooling
And the ashtrays have retired
'Cause the piano has been drinking
[Verse 5]
The piano has been drinking
The piano has been drinking
Not me
Not me
Not me
Not me
Not me
Written by: Thomas Alan Waits
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