Hotel F**k the Eagles

Call me a Cowboys fan the way I hate these eagles

Wait don't cuz I actually have self respect

Imagine hiring 60 people to look

Over the internet for

Eagles clips to demonetize it

Call me Johnny Cash the way I'm burning all of these motherfuckin' birds

In 1965 Johnny Cash ignited a wildfire that killed off 49 condors

Man I hate those birds

Fuck those fucking birds

They can suck my dick on some lowkeyish

This ain't about birds

I am very bored

I know we're not talking about condors

But that's not the point I thought the

Lyric

Was funny