Int. Barbershop - Day (feat. B. Simone & DJ Jazzy Jeff)

Will Smith is canceled

Oh, you can't cancel no icon

Boy, please

He walkin' 'round like he all invincible or somebody

Ah, ah, don't be messin' with Will

He the Fresh Prince

Who the fuck Will Smith think he is?

And that boy damn crazy, how he raisin' them kids

What?

No he isn't

Yes, he is

No, he isn't

Yes, he is, and I ain't never gonna forgive him for the shit he did

Boy, bye

I mean, Will Smith used to be cool

He's still the shit, he could fit your whole house in his pool

I don't know, I mean, he rich, but he ain't rich, rich

Boy, please

I don't even remember the last flick he did

You don't remember Aladdin?

What about Men In Black?

Yeah

I know your bad ass watched Bad Boys

I know you 'member that

Plus the soundtrack

I heard he down bad

I heard he won the Oscar, but he had to give it back

And you know they only made him do that shit because he's black

He don't need it, he the first to win a Grammy for Rap

That's a fact

He put all of Philly on his back

Bottom line, y'all, Will Smith is wack

I mean, he rich, funny, and sexy too

You wish you had a Jada Pickett next to you

Aw

Him and Jada both crazy, girl, what you talkin' 'bout?

You better keep his wife's name out of your mouth

You talking sh—, but if he came right now, you'd be like, "Come in, Mr. Smith, would you please sit down?"

Hell nah, I be like, "Come get a fade 'cause all your haircuts I've seen on the big screen been lame"

Ha, ha, ha

One thing's for sure, you can't call him lazy

I ain't tryna call him lazy, I'm callin' the **** crazy

One classic album, what that make him, Jay Z?

Jay Z plus movies and TV

Look, he's still the GOAT, Bad Boys came in first

I don't like his damn music, that **** don't fuckin' curse

He gon' drop a new record like we all gon' forget

He need to take another year and untangle some shit

Oh my god

Who the fuck Will think he is?

He is only still relevant because of his kids

Shut up

No, he isn't

Yes, he is

No, he isn't

Yes he is, and I ain't never gonna forgive him for that shit he did

Man

Ooh-ooh, uh

Oh, shit

A mini Men In Black

Come in, Mr. Smith, would you like to sit down?

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