Don't Ask Me How I Know

Don't ride your bike off a ramp that's more than three bricks high

Don't take a candy from the store if you ain't got the dime

Don't pick a fight with a little guy that doesn't talk that much

Don't pick up a cherry bomb thinkin' it's a dud

And don't sneak out of a two story house usin' bedsheets for a rope

Don't ask me how I know

Sell your truck while it's still runnin', save the Jesus off the dash

Say a prayer when you feel like cussin', save your money, pay with cash

Forget your pride, buy the roses, if you're sorry, tell her so

And don't drink the water in Mexico

Don't ask me how I know

Don't quit your high school football team halfway through the season

Don't bust your buddy in the nose when you know he didn't mean it

Don't lose a girl you love at home for a night in Panama City

Don't rush off the phone when your Mama calls, you ain't that busy

You oughta make that drive to say goodbye to your Grandpa 'fore he goes

Don't ask me how I know

Sell your truck while it's still runnin', save the Jesus off the dash

Say a prayer when you feel like cussin', save your money, pay with cash

Forget your pride, buy the roses, if you're sorry, tell her so

And don't drink the water in Mexico

Don't ask me how I know

Forget your pride, buy the roses, if you love her, tell her so

Don't go to Vegas when you're heart-broke

Don't bum your cousin for that first smoke

I'm tellin' ya, don't drink the water in Mexico

Don't ask me how I know

Don't ask me how I know

Yeah, I just know

Sell your truck while it's still runnin'

Say a prayer when you feel like cussin'

I know