Rare Milenko Phone Skit

"Hello?" "Is Mandy there?" "It's two o'clock in the morning" "Did I ask you that?" "W-who is this?" "J" "What are— what are you doing calling here this late?" "LOOK, FUCKER! I'm packing wood the size of Texas! So, put your daughter on the phone And take your BITCH ASS back to sleep!" "What did you say to me?" "MOTHERFUCKER!" "Where's your father at? Put your father on the phone!" "Aight, hold up Daaaad!" "Hello?" "Hello I'm-I'm sleeping here in bed with my wife when—" "Oh, wait a— wait a minute You can't be in bed with your wife I'M in bed with your wife!" "You son of a bitch, I'm calling the police I know who you are" "You do?" "Yes, I do" "Well, alright Tell 'em I said FUCK OFF!"