Wake up in the morning and I feel so sad
'Cause I got to go to the Krusty Krab
On the register, working for a third of my day
But I don't make bands and I don't get paid
Bike back to the crib and I'm all alone
Yeah, I thought I'd make it big but I'm lost in space
I really thought I'd make it big
But it's just another day for a squid
Got neighbors who I can't stand (Not at all)
I'm in the air and I can't land (Gonna fall)
I'm working on the reg, clarinet, go to bed
Full of dread, stressed like I wish that I would drop dead (Ha)
Taking L's in the water like locean
(Ha) I wish I got my money moving with motion
But now I'm fumbling, stumbling, crumbling
Dumb little sponge, and a crab that pulls my puppet strings (Ha)
Oh, why did I think my life would turn out any better
I wish I had a little refresher
But I get rain on my parade
Bad weather
Oh, why did I think that I would turn out any different
I guess my life's a game I'm not winning
Oh, Mother, be forgiving
Wake up in the morning and I feel so sad
'Cause I got to go to the Krusty Krab
On the register, working for a third of my day
But I don't make bands and I don't get paid
Bike back to the crib and I'm all alone
Yeah, I thought I'd make it big but I'm lost in space
I really thought I'd make it big (Make it big)
But it's just another day for a squid
Wish that I could just quit
Go hide in my house like a lone squid
Wishing for the day that I get noticed
Yeah, I wanna blow up like an explosive (Hey)
I don't care about nobody's business (Ha)
But every single day I wanna go ballistic
On my knees sick when I want to be big
Like a Spongehenge statue, monolithic
I wanna be a star, no, Patrick
I want to be the man with some fans
In the stands
With the grandest arenas contracted
Whenever Squiddy on the stage, he's cracked at it
Making waves, I'm the real big one
Krabs can come and catch hands with me, son
Being better than the Squiddy is a fantasy, son
Just me, I don't need me a sponge (Ha)
Wake up in the morning and I feel so sad
'Cause I got to go to the Krusty Krab
On the register, working for a third of my day
But I don't make bands and I don't get paid
Bike back to the crib and I'm all alone
Yeah, I thought I'd make it big but I'm lost in space
I really thought I'd make it big
But it's just another day for a squid
