Dr. Doofenshmirtz vs Doctor Doom (feat. RecD & True Evil Villain)

What? No one is here! Welcome aboard the Doom special Sit back and enjoy the ride It'll be your last! Animation vs. Anything Dr. Doofenshmirtz Vs Doctor Doom Draw! Tune into the thrilling new beginning of Doom The villain too illing who's willing to prove it You'll never catch up with crimes like Heinz Keep your two nickels, I got Rhymes Like Dimes DOOM! Not to be confused with Doofenshmirtz The goofy twerp whose Looney Tune Contraptions usually work against him? Yes, even my henchmen are ahead of you Where's your pedigree when your nemeses are a petting zoo? Your wife took Vanessa then she left 'ya That woman is your ex and they call me the professor She blew my Reed Richard, flipped it over, slammed it Just one thrust and busted like Candace Now your chance of remarrying is very slim As for Perry, I'd parry him then bury him Put the name of his gang on his grave Just remember, all caps: O.W.C.A Look! In the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's- Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! Ahh, Victor von Doom! How completely expected And by victor I mean the next to be bested! I don't remember inventing a mech this pathetic Sir! Well, Norm's the exception But I mean, just look at you! You act like you're great But one scratch and you grafted a mask to your face! I mean, geez, you could've at least tried some ointment or Y'know, only put the mask on when you went out I'm just saying you had options here I have a scheme that will haunt you much greater Behold! The World's Tiniest Violinator! It blocks the Latverian sun and kills your crops Now there's famine in your country and it just won't stop! Don't stop! I can't stop, first I have to put this foe at ease And prove he Ain't Got Rhythm with no Platypus Controlling Me After this defeat, go fix your nerd suit, Victor 'Cuz all your plans end with you saying "Curse you, Richards!" Pop the toolie on Balloony and blow you both full of holes The Iron Leader is in total control Dude's different the dimwitted lose to true brilliance and Doof's an idiot while DOOM was imminent Sometimes, the bomb might explode without any warning Doom's bomb's 'bout to blow, Doof: stop drop and roll Spew hot coal like snot blowing through nostrils Might pop pops in the dome and taunt "got your nose" Father oughta go back the garden gnomes guardin' homes Holmes? whatever the case is Do it like kickball and cover all the bases It's a Fantastic stretch tryna conquer Latveria But first, get in the state to try the Tri-State Area Landed in Danville, said "Take me to your Guv'nor" Proceeded to have a wonderful supper, with your brother He said your mother doesn't love ya, I don't blame her You spend your summers self destructing your -inators What a failure, gee, I wonder where'd the TIME go? So down on his luck that now he's bunking with Milo Four seasons and nothing to show for it at all I guess once summer ends then comes the fall As a kid in Gimmelschtump, our income was lesser I was poorer than your live action track record So growing up in your country might have been nice But one thing Drusselstein did have is civil rights So if we're talking backstories, you've got it worse Both your mom and your dad died while you were a boy Neither of my parents showed up to my birth But they missed all my birthdays entirely by choice! Messed with Mephisto and you took the L! Blew up your face and it got you expelled! Reed tried to warn you, you paid back well By sending his son foot-diving straight into hell! You sacrificed your lover and the power drove you cuckoo Good luck finding another lady that suits you This isn't a prank, no, my victory was foolproof The trophy is Doof's and you'll do what I say! (Woop woop!)