Ready Player Two (feat. Chi-Chi & Alex Walker Smith)

He's too damn slow, yeah, even for a fox He's scared of Koopa shells and question blocks Anyone can fly a plane Anyone can vacuum ghosts But it's not easy being loved the most No wonder the Switch brand color isn't green (Mama-mia, I'd kill myself!) And SEGA's blue, like all coolest things (Ha-ha, like me!) Who else would make a barrel swing? Who else would date the Koopa queen? The burden falls on heroes of the screen (Wahoo!) Fuck it Ready, player two! Ready, ready, player, player two! Ready, player two! Ready, ready, player, player two! It's time to raise my voice It's time to make some noise 'Cause I'm a second choice I'm just a second choice So-called protagonist You mold my agonies I get up off my knees I'm pressing start now When his baby in trouble, I'm running I'm playing his humble taller double When its 'bout my boo, he's ghosting And watching me stumble You be hatin' my struggle 'Cause I'mma snatch the air bubble I'm just try'na live Try'na set me free from your lil' brotha! The movie sold me short Was in it less than Toad I'm betting my spaghetti You're getting stomped on We're never at the front A spinoff afterthought This time we're catching up To tear your fuckin' needles off I'm tired of being bother A player two equals zero It's always Mario Brothers And Sonic Heroes Rise up against glory hedgehogs And mushroom-swallowing gluttons New game plus awaits Now we smash buttons! We're not your clockwork toys Wound up with just your voice Always a second choice We're not a second choice So-called protagonist You mold our agonies We get up off our knees Just wait a second It's time to raise my voice It's time to make some noise We're not a second choice We're not a second choice So-called protagonists You mold our agonies We're getting off our knees We're smashing start now Ready, player two! Ready, ready, player, player two! Ready, player two! Ready, ready, player, player two! Ready, player two! Ready, ready, player, player two! Ready, player two! Ready, ready, player, player