The Square Root of Two

My love for you is like the square root of two That's a nerdy way to flirt, oh, but it's true 'Cause if you write that number straight out To the empty the umpteenth decimal place You'll notice that it don't repeat, it never terminates My affection's never ending, every day is new That's how my love is the square root of two (written as a decimal) My love is like the square root of two My love for you is like the square root of two That's a dorky way to court, oh, but it's true My fondness isn't fractional, in fact it's irrational That is if we're speaking terms strictly mathemagical Oh, fetch me a blackboard, I'll sketch you the proof That my love is like the square root of two (written as a decimal) My love is the square root of two Ooooh, baby, I know you're not much for numbers But maybe you can make an exception and we can be lovers? My affection's never ending, every day is new That's how my love is the square root of two Oh, fetch me a blackboard, I'll sketch you the proof That my love is like the square root of two My affection's never ending, every day is new And that my love is like the square root of two (written as a decimal) My love is like the square root of two Oh, baby you know my love is like the square root of two